Dating VS Marriage, Wanna know the differences???

When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.

When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.

When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.

When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.

When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.

When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked.

When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"

When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay.

When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"

When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.

When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.

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SO true! I had to read it twice! I am definetly forwarding this one to my wife! hehe

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lol lol lol!!!

i think there are some stereo typical things in there, but it still is funny!!!
Some of these are soooo not true! If anyone looks at their husband and want to claw his eyes out then you need to call it quits... this make marriage sound like such an unhappy institution. It isn't!
hahaha i think
Not much different the other way either is it. With maybe one difference.

Dating all she does is Purr like a kitten

In marriage she does nothing but *****!ng all day and night long

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While dating she looks for a ring on her finger

In marriage she just wants to put one in his nose to pull on

Love is grand... isn't it. LMAO
Ha HA HA :)
very cute and very true, which is why I am divorced now...LOL
hahahahaaha