Sunday, December 6, 2009

Dating vs. Marriage?

When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.



When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your



husband at all times.



When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.



When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going



to drink?"



When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.



When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public.



When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.



When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.



When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked.



When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"



When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay.



When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me



alone???"



When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no



reason.



When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.



When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old



together.



When you are married ....You wonder who will die first.



When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."



When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.



When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.



When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage



area.



When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."



When you are married ....He says "It's your job."



When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends.



When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away.



When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.



When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.



When you are dating..... He calls you by name.



When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to



others as "She."



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When dating...it's in frequently.



When married... its infrequently



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This is cute and some what true
Date him. Don't marry him until you're absolutely sure you want to spend the rest of your life with him. Marriage is supposed to be a special thing that bonds two people together for life, not something that can easily be annulled because you (or your spouse) decide you want to sleep around or meet other people. Those type of people are a detriment to society and the sanctity of marriage.
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