Man's Guide to Dating Ethnic Women?

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

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Man's Guide to Dating Ethnic Women

WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti %26amp; meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you %26amp; insists on a 3 carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together %26amp; hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

POLISH WOMEN:

First Date: You pick her up, she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.

Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost

getting to the restaurant and then again going home.

Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

LATIN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.

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THAI WOMEN

First Date: Go for a ride in the country, feel her up and have sex

Second Date: Dinner drinks and more sex

Third Date: Meet her parents and more sex

Fourth date: Wedding Ceremony

Fifth date: Wait 9 months for her to get into country

Sixth date: She gets into country

Seventh date: She is blackmailing you for money to sent to her parents

Eight date; She deserts you pregnant

Ninth through twentieth dates Court Appearances for custody of child

Rest of your life dates: Visitation with your children

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Too funny!
damn. I've got to sleep with women OUTSIDE my ethnicity.

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Good stuff
ROMFFLMAO..You ROCK! Thanks for cheering me up, dude.
That's a good one!
an oldie but still goes over well. Now where r them irish chicks?
Answer is, Date Irish Women.

I found a riddle, kind of, I asked a question and here is the answer I got....

Why does the Pope wear a big hat?

To p*ss off people at the movies.

I am just trying to write something funny back, I figure you cheer me up a lot so it is only fair, thanks.
LOL. That's some funny stuff!! LOL. LOL.

Have a great day!
lmaooo! very funny!!